quick show of hands ...
Puking (due to drinking too much). Preferably:
- before you go to bed?
- the next morning upon waking up or soon thereafter?
well, just don't
On an almost cellular level, I sincerely abhor the new catch-all catch-phrase when someone thinks they're making a clever point: "I'm just saying." Or - even worse - without the pronoun: "Just saying." Oh, really ? Is *that* what you're just doing? Saying? Well, I'm just punching you in the nose, you self-satisfied fuckwad. I despise it. It has this air of undeserved smug finality, as if god itself has made this person the mouthpiece of the final say in the matter. Always with the implied silence of an ellipsis, as if daring you to disagree with their obviously airtight summation. Oh, I see! If it's you that's saying, well - that's it, then! Case closed, everybody! He just said! Please don't just say, "Just saying." It's rude. Say what you want to say, and then, if it's a spirited discussion, maybe back it up with a few well-reasoned points. Then let others say. It totally works.
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But if it was just between the two, before bed. If puking first helps me sleep, I'll take it.
Just as long as I don't get slapped with the pukes in the morning, too. That's such a gyp!
Of course, this is all ancient history. yeah right I don't drink that that much anymore. mm-hmm Except for when I do. yep
Here's another question: would you rather go home alone and puke before bed OR hook up with some pud, have horrible, drunken, meaningless sex and then wake up hungover?