quick show of hands ...

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Puking (due to drinking too much). Preferably:
  1. before you go to bed?
  2. the next morning upon waking up or soon thereafter?

Comments

Basil said…
Neither.

But if it was just between the two, before bed. If puking first helps me sleep, I'll take it.

Just as long as I don't get slapped with the pukes in the morning, too. That's such a gyp!
5/5/07, 2:15 AM
JJisafool said…
Never been a morning puker myself, and I believe I like it that way. Still drunk helps you forget the puking, and it definitely helps you sleep, like a little shot of endorphins kills the spins just long enough.
5/5/07, 3:30 PM
(egg) said…
Yeah, I'm a before-bed puker, too. No doubt. I mean, I don't enduce it, but I would way rather eject the poison before it has a chance to seep into my already overloaded system. I usually feel shittier for less time the next day, too.

Of course, this is all ancient history. yeah right I don't drink that that much anymore. mm-hmm Except for when I do. yep
5/6/07, 10:23 AM
Christopher said…
Definitely before. Don't want to run the risk of "puking while asleep", which, although perhaps good enough for certain Rock Stars who want to go out in a blaze of glory, is not how I'd prefer to spend the last moments of my life - unconscious, drunk, and covered in my own bile and chime.
5/7/07, 12:13 PM
Lively said…
Who chooses to puke in the morning? Who wants to go to bed with the spins? Before bed, for sure.

Here's another question: would you rather go home alone and puke before bed OR hook up with some pud, have horrible, drunken, meaningless sex and then wake up hungover?
5/8/07, 9:23 AM
Christopher said…
Wait - is that a trick question?
5/8/07, 1:49 PM
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